When Really Bad Dancing Happens to OK People

I love Oprah’s show. She uplifts people, and gives them hope. At my church we sing a song that says, “we have this hope that burns within our hearts…” I tell you every time we sing that song, I mist up. Hope is great. You know what I hope for, the sight of middle-aged white people dancing on television will decrease. (Not that Oprah has rhythm either!) Choreographer Tweetie, bless her heart, had to teach some of those people how to do the Old Man and the Snap Dance. Tweetie was very patient, and hope that by doing the dance lesson for Dame O, her career will move into the stratosphere. One thing I know for sure, there will several stars in Tweetie’s crown.

Choreographer Tweetie and the Misfits (Well, not all of them)

I love Kelly Ripa. She is hip and cool. If you watch “Live with Regis and Kelly”, you know she likes to say “holla” and “Where Brooklyn at” often. She is hilarity and hi-jinx. I think she could teach Dame O how to do the Chicken Noodle Soup.

If you are going to dance in public, please practice, practice, practice or you will show up on the Internets, which I learned is a series of tubes. Tom Brady, I love you, but uhm noo!!

Looks like someone is droppin’ like it is lukewarm.

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On the Beat,

Mix Maven

The Right Look

Hey Ladies,

Mix Maven and Joyful Radiance here for the vacationing Sensual Element and Kool Kitty. Today, we are going to talk about how to rock the right lingerie look for our body types when creating that romantic vibe. Let’s get in to it….

Bosom not as perky as they once were? We recommend wearing lingerie that has underwire cups for support or a stretch lace top that will hold the “girls” in place.

Underwire Babydoll - Source: Victoria’s Secret

Do you want to hide stretch marks? We recommend wearing lingerie that is not sheer to cover those areas in a flattering way.

La Perla

Don’t like your legs? Wear a long gown or pair your lingerie with some tall boots.

Lace-cup silk gown - Source: Victoria’s Secret

Think your stomach is too big? Try a corset for that lean waist look or a baby doll piece that flows in a flattering A-Line shape.

Goddess Serena full-coverage corset - Source: Lane Bryant

Ultimately, in order to have great sex, we, ladies, must be free with our bodies. If we allow our minds to be burdened by our body flaws, we will not have the mind blowing orgasm that Sensual Element eloquently teaches from week to week. We must learn to love and appreciate our bodies.

Be Not Stressed While Undressed,

Mix Maven and Joyful Radiance